Client onboarding · For marketing agencies

Most agencies have solved getting clients.

Your time
Under 30 minutes
Kickoff
Within 24 hours
Install
About 21 days
Run by
Us, for good
Guarantee
Run or refund

Getting them started is the part that still lands on the founder. The access chase, the kickoff that takes two weeks to book, the hours every new account eats before the work begins.

§ 01 / What this is

We run your onboarding forever, so clients get onboarded faster than you can sign them.

It's a system installed in your agency, run by us.

Not software you learn. Not a VA you manage.

01.1 · The distinction

You don't have a hands problem. You have a system problem. A VA is hands. I build the system.

§ 02 / How it works

Five things get installed. Four things keep running.

Nine steps

02.A · The install

01

Map

We map your onboarding as it runs today: every step, every handoff, every wait.

02

Intake

Intake gets forced up front: no intake, no kickoff.

03

Workspace

The client workspace builds itself.

04

Kickoff

Kickoff schedules itself within 24 hours.

05

Exceptions

Anything unusual gets flagged to you. Everything else just runs.

02.B · Run for good

06

Chasing

The system chases what's missing, so you don't.

07

Run and monitor

We run it and monitor it.

08

Monthly report

You get a monthly report on every client that came through.

09

Your only job

Send the intake link.

§ 03 / The guarantee

Run or refund.

Terms

The guarantee is simple. Run or refund: your next client gets onboarded in under 30 minutes of your time with kickoff booked in 24 hours, or we fix it free. If it's not fixed in 60 days, you get the full install fee back. You keep the system and the process map either way.

§ 04 / Who it's not for

This only works if onboarding is actually your bottleneck.

If you're signing fewer than two clients a month, if the pipeline is the problem, or if an ops manager already owns onboarding end to end, this isn't for you, and I'll tell you that on day one.

§ 05 / Next step

Book the call.

Onboarding

If this sounds like your bottleneck, book a call and I'll walk you through exactly what the install would look like in your agency.

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